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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
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|<!--1-->Je ne peux mettre mon doigt dedans. Quelque chose a ce propos‼ Le chat sent le grillé‼ Il a un bon gout.
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|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--2-->Toady se retire de la société. Il a commencé une mystérieuse mise à jour!
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|<!--3-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
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|<!--3-->N'oublions jamais les derniers mots d'Inod le Bucheron, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Des Gorilles!"]
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|<!--4-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
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|<!--4-->Le nouveau-né Zuglar Baldnessgranite préfère la viande de Gorille. Un signe certain de sa force inégalée!
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|<!--5-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
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|<!--5-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php Dans un article Hors-Sujet] - Je ne savais pas que les éléphants pouvaient sauter à cette hauteur!
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|<!--6-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
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|<!--6-->Toady a perdu son rire éclatant, féroce et terrible... Toady vient d'égorger un spammer!
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|<!--7-->The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
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|<!--7-->La question cruciale est''':''' Les elfes peuvent ils produire plus de carreaux d'arbalète que le nombre de carreaux moyen nécessaire pour tuer un elfe?
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|<!--8-->"Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess."
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|<!--8-->"Dwarf Fortress" ... "Comme aux échecs, seuls les petits pions peuvent s'enflammer comme des loques engoudronnées, et ivres morts." ... "Comme aux échecs."
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|<!--9-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
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|<!--9-->Dwarf Fortress m'a appris que tous les problèmes dans le monde peuvent être essentiellement résolus, comme le faisaient nos civilisations à l'origine, avec moins de quatre tas de pièces d'or.
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|<!--10-->[[Booze]] does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
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|<!--10-->L'alcool fait tout le travail dans les forteresses. Les nains sont juste des exosquelettes alcoolisés.
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|<!--11-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
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|<!--11-->Mon inconscient et mon maudit maire ont mandaté la fabrication de quelques biens.
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|<!--12-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
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|<!--12-->Je peux désormais imaginer un wagon qui pique une colère et qui jette tout son contenu sur les gens.
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|<!--13-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
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|<!--13-->Döbesh Udosdeb a été récemment extasié. Il a été forcé de manger un ami pour survivre. Il jouissait d'un repas vraiment décadent.
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|<!--14-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
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|<!--14-->L'appareil de musculation en fer forgé. Avec l'appareil de muscu, devenez surnainement fort!
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|<!--15-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
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|<!--15-->La violence, l'agressivité, la douleur, la démence, la tristesse des personnages en ASCII n'a jamais cessé de me surprendre...
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|<!--16-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
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|<!--16-->Attends, t'es entrain de FABRIQUER des animaux?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>En ce moment, oui, je suis entrain de couler une vache.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
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|<!--17-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
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|<!--17-->"N'as tu pas lu le manuel? Hé hé hé hé... Le manuel... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
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|<!--18-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
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|<!--18-->(Comparaison avec le monde réel) Les années des nains sont plus courtes.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Très adapté aux nains, faut dire...<br>--Sean Mirrsen
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|<!--19-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
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|<!--19-->Le Magma n'est pas une source d'eau. Les nains ne peuvent le boire ou le donner à leurs blessés.<br>--AlienChickenPie
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|<!--20-->"<nowiki>[B]</nowiki>oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats."<br>--[[Toady One]]
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|<!--20-->"Les bateaux sont l'ennemi des tilesets. Et les tilesets sont l'ennemi des bateaux."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
|<!--21-->"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
|<!--21-->"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."<br>--[[Toady One]]
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|<!--22-->"You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!"<br>--[[User:Savok|Savok]]
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|<!--22-->"You've been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!"<br>--[[User:Savok|Savok]]
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|<!--23-->"What happened in 1048?" "Jreengus occurred."
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|<!--23-->"What's happened in 1048?" "Jreengus occurred."
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|<!--24-->Making rock instruments isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn
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|<!--24-->Faire des instruments en pierre n'est pas aussi impressionnant que cela puisse paraître. --Shandrunn
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|<!--25-->The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off... I should probably deal with that). --[[Toady One]]
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|<!--25-->Le cyclope que j'ai demandé de tuer a une histoire épique de plus de mille ans, et tout cela sans sa jambe perdue en l'an 3 (un nain lui aurait arraché avec les dents... Je vais probablement devoir faire face à ça). --[[Toady One]]
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|<!--26-->[FIREIMMUNE] makes them think that [[magma]] is safe but doesn't actually make them fireproof. This can lead to some rather interesting results.
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|<!--26-->[FIREIMMUNE] leur fait penser que le [[magma]] est inoffensif mais cela ne les immunise pas contre le feu. Cela peut causer des résultats intéressants.
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|<!--27-->Endok Cerolneth has begun a mysterious construction!
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|<!--27-->Endok Cerolneth a commencé un mystérieux chantier!
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Endok Cerolneth, Planter has given birth to a girl.
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Endok Cerolneth, jardinier, a donné naissance à une fille.
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|<!--28-->"Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi." "Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home." --Eita
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|<!--28-->"Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi." "Le magma est votre allié, votre arme, la force de la Montagne-Maison" --Eita
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|<!--29-->"Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." --[[Toady One]]
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|<!--29-->"Empêcher les gens de faire des quêtes pour les pousser au suicide." --[[Toady One]]
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|<!--30-->"...And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!" --Zero
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|<!--30-->"...Et j'ai simplement douté qu'on avait besoin de 7 poissonniers. En plus de ça, un second fabriquant de savon. L'enfer EST le savon?!" --Zero
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|<!--31-->"This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality." - [http://tinyurl.com/6yruly Soup_alex]
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|<!--31-->"C'est un paradoxe terrible. Tous les Ateliers de l'artisan sont de la plus pauvre qualité." - [http://tinyurl.com/6yruly Soup_alex]
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|<!--32-->"The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!" --[[User:Fedor|Fedor]]
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|<!--32-->"L'état mental par défaut d'un nain est la folie. Être sain d'esprit est une condition temporaire - un PRIVILÈGE que tu dois gagner!" --[[User:Fedor|Fedor]]
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|<!--33-->"Why get normal cats? I buy lolcats in the embark screen. Much more fun to engrave about them." --Yanlin
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|<!--33-->"Pourquoi prendre des chats normaux? j'achete des lolcats dans l'écran "Embark!". Bien plus amusant d'écrire à leur sujet." --Yanlin
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|<!--34-->"Dwarf Fortress taught me it was okay to make a suit out of my neighbour's skin, as long as I gave it a name."  
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|<!--34-->"Dwarf Fortress m'a appris qu'il était normal de faire un costume avec la peau de mon voisin, aussi longtemps que je puisse lui donner un nom."  
 
|<!--35-->"Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" --[[Toady One]]
 
|<!--35-->"Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" --[[Toady One]]
 
|<!--36-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code.  When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]]
 
|<!--36-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code.  When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]]
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|<!--37-->"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]]
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|<!--37-->"Salut, Qu'est ce que ce texte qui clignote en rouge et orange veut dire? Quoi? Pourquoi y a t'il de la fumée partout? Oh mon dieu, que font ces nouveaux nés dans le brasier?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]]
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|<!--38-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress)
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|<!--38-->"Ce n'est jamais ''qu'un jeu'' quand tu es entrain de perdre."<br>--George Carlin (S'il avait joué à Dwarf Fortress)
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|<!--39-->Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway.
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|<!--39-->Non pas que la construction d'un pont en savon sois très sensé mais il faut bien commencer par quelque chose.
 
|<!--40-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
 
|<!--40-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
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|<!--41-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions. "There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
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|<!--41-->Tosid Idenarzes aime les démons à tentacules pour leurs intentions corrompues. " Voilà! Nous avons fini de violer la totalité des 7 péchés capitaux. "  
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|<!--42-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
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|<!--42-->"Litast Idenudesh, un bébé, a piqué une crise de colère!  Inod Litastrilem, le Maire, vient de perdre connaissance.  Inod Litastrilem, le Maire, saignera jusqu'à ce que mort s'en suive."
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|<!--43-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
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|<!--43-->"Bug connu n°780:  Le garde de la forteresse devient un criminel après avoir  pris un objet volé sur le corps d'un aventurier."
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|<!--44-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
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|<!--44-->"Udib Toblumaid, guerrier nain, arrête son entrainement dans la caserne: trop dément." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
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|<!--45-->Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious.
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|<!--45-->Kosoth Cilobonol, désosseur, est un inconscient: il a arrêté de boire
 
|<!--46-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
 
|<!--46-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
 
|<!--47-->Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.
 
|<!--47-->Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.
 
|<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. -[[User:Fuzzy|Fuzzy]]
 
|<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. -[[User:Fuzzy|Fuzzy]]
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|<!--49-->There are 5 articles in category Lore:  Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit.
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|<!--49-->Il y a 5 articles dans la catégorie Lore :  Armok, Adaptation aux cavernes, Eléphants, Philosophe, et Vomi.
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|<!--50-->There is nothing to catch in the magma pipe.
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|<!--50-->Il n'y a rien à pêcher dans un conduit de Magma.
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|<!--51-->Bug #563: mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass objects
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|<!--51-->Bug #563: Le maire a décidé  de se fatiguer pour avoir échoué dans la fabrication d' objets en cristal.
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|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of?
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|<!--52-->Si le fromage de vache est fabriqué a partir de lait de vache, avec quoi est fait le fromage de nain?
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|<!--53-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
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|<!--53-->Les Bugs sont l'opportunité de causer des carnages sans précédent. --Zorgn
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|<!--54-->"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
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|<!--54-->"Tu sais, Urist, tu as un esprit similaire à un cendrier--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
 
|<!--55-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
 
|<!--55-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
 
|<!--56-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
 
|<!--56-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
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|<!--57-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
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|<!--57-->Les créatures volantes accouchent en l'air, ce qui conduit à des tragédies
 
|<!--58-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
 
|<!--58-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
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|<!--59--><Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
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|<!--59--><Forkez> Je n'ai pas le jeu, mais je sais que les tunnels innondés par l'eau ne sont pas une très bonne chose.
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|<!--60-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
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|<!--60-->"Si vous donnez du feu à un nain, il va avoir chaud pour une nuit. Si vous mettez un nain dans le feu, il va avoir chaud pour le reste de sa vie."
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|<!--61-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead."
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|<!--61-->"Depuis que les nains m'ont dit qu'ils ne me laisseront pas couper un seul arbre, je leur ai acheté 50 journaux en guise de combustible."
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|<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!  
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|<!--62-->Ne jamais faire une race commerçante qui crache du feu. <br/><br/> JE RÉPÈTE, NE JAMAIS LA FAIRE!!  
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|<!--63-->Dwarf Fortress: Because burning elves are funny.
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|<!--63-->Dwarf Fortress : Parce que les elfes enflammés sont amusant.
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|<!--64-->The carp has drowned.
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|<!--64-->La carpe s'est noyée.
 
|<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
 
|<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
 
|<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
 
|<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
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|<!--73-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, ... This isn't going to get better. --PTTG??
 
|<!--73-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, ... This isn't going to get better. --PTTG??
 
|<!--74-->...and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG??
 
|<!--74-->...and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG??
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|<!--75-->Adil Idenlocun is conflicted: "When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup.  He absolutely detests purring maggots."
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|<!--75-->Adil Idenlocun a un dilemme : "When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup.  He absolutely detests purring maggots."
 
|<!--76-->"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One
 
|<!--76-->"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One
 
|<!--77-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately.
 
|<!--77-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately.
 
|<!--78-->I added two levers.  One opens the magma.  The other sets free all the cats.  --Someone in Headshoots
 
|<!--78-->I added two levers.  One opens the magma.  The other sets free all the cats.  --Someone in Headshoots
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|<!--79-->"As Manbaspecut, Human Merchant is stricken by melancholy!" "Muskox has gone stark raving mad!" I think something is wrong with the human caravan...
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|<!--79-->"As Manbaspecut, Human Merchant is stricken by melancholy!" "Muskox has gone stark raving mad!" Je pense qu'il y a un problème avec la caravane humaine...
 
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Version actuelle datée du 29 mai 2010 à 09:28

Attends, t'es entrain de FABRIQUER des animaux?
—Torak
En ce moment, oui, je suis entrain de couler une vache.
—Spiders Everywhere

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